Obama Resident Evil

Once you land, grab the parachute and the bat, then keep going. There's a map in the upper left corner, so follow it. Then, behind the wall, there's a bullet. Next, go to the right window of that building, grab the bat, and aim for the zombie's head. Go inside andthe lighter and his gun, then go outside the building, go further—there’s a guy there; take the money from him. Keep going; behind the desk is a shield—take it. There’s a guy at the desk; talk to him and give him the money; he’ll give you some items. Then go back—there’s a key on the car and a saw underneath it. Go into the building and , go to the elevator and use your hand to open the elevator doors, light the dynamite and throw it inside, quickly reload your gun and shoot the zombies in the forehead, open the doors, then go to the right, use the key to open the door, take the water, the green liquid,gas,run after the guy behind the desk and give him the water—he’ll give you some stuff. Load the slingshot with a pill and the other weapon, then run back to the elevator. Keep going, open those doors, place a grenade on that spike in the ceiling, and when the mega-zombie explodes, keep going. Pull theand lead it into the next room. There’s a zombie dog there—use the dog to lure it into the cage. Keep going, quickly grab the slingshot with the pill, and shoot it into its mouth. Keep going—the next monster will always grab you, so quickly grab the gas, put it in your hand, and shoot the gas. Then fill your water gun with the green liquid and keep going. There’s a doctor there who injects himself with something and turns into a monster. USE THE SPACE BAR TO DEFEND YOURSELF WITH A SHIELD AND AIM FOR ITS HEART—JUST HOLD DOWN THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON, AND IT WON’T HURT YOU TOO MUCH.

Take the parachute and the piece of wood from the fence. Go left, and there’s a map—follow it to cross the cemetery. There’s a bullet behind the house. Look through the right window and use that piece of wood (the log) to hit the zombie on the head. Go left and talk to the guy there until he gives you the money. There’s a saw under the car, and a key inside the car. Keep going, and you’ll see a dumpster with a shield behind it. Grab the shield. Kiss the switch, then give the guy the money. He’ll give you some items. Go back to the house. Use the saw to cut off the zombie’s arm. Keep going, and on the right there’s a sensor—place the zombie’s hand there. A door will open. That zombie actually has a lighter, so take it and use it to light the dynamite the guy gave you through the contact. Throw the dynamite inside. Load the pistol with three bullets. Go upstairs. There are three zombies there. Shoot them in the head—it won’t work any other way. More later. :)

If you want to know how to kill that zombie in the house, it's easy: look through the right window and quickly hit him in the head with that stick, then go inside and grab the lighter, then his gun. Go to the zombie by the car, talk to him until he gives you $500. Keep going and talk to the guy in the crate, then give him the money—he’ll give you some items. Next, grab the shield behind the crate, go to the car, and take the saw and the wrench. Go to the house and cut off the zombie’s arm. Keep going and take the zombie’s arm from your inventory and place it over the hole. Open the lighter, light the dynamite, and put it in the elevator—it’ll explode. Then, using the two bullets and the one you found behind the tree, reload your pistol, go into the elevator, and shoot the zombies in the head. Good luck.

Wow, that Barack Obama is everywhere... COOL

How do I reload that gun? Every time I click on it, it says it's not a real gun, but a water gun.

Poor guy, he must be really stressed out from all those adventures :D

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Hmm... Poor Obama :D

That Marilyn Manson is the best :D

Now I just have to beat the Aliens—awesome!