Tadpole

nothing special

To make 1,000,000, you'd have to work for exactly 5.78 days straight. Before you posted that, you could have at least checked it on a calculator so you wouldn't make a fool of yourself—or are you so dumb that you don't even know how many seconds are in a minute or how many minutes are in an hour?

Damn, these "14 years ago" comments feel weird

On my first try, I scored 211 points xDD

Mr. Jay is a casual game, sure, but it also falls into the action-puzzle genre—after all, it's insanely hard at level 200 :P

one sperm cell, swollen

way over four kilos :D that's a lot :D:D

yess 145:-D

I'm 186

It went pretty well—I got 170.