Lecula

Your lifelong dream has come true—now you can die in peace :) I really admire you for being the first to comment on this game. I wanted to be the first to comment somewhere at least once, too, but unfortunately you beat me to it :(

Yay, oh my gosh, I’m the first person to comment on this game, even though it was posted here eleven days ago—you guys are such slackers! I did it and I’m so proud of myself, and it’s definitely all thanks to you, you lazy gamers who can’t even be bothered to launch the game and then review it—oh my God, I’m so happy, oh my God, oh my God.